I Dip My Cookies In Water Dad Never Came Back With The Milk T-Shirt
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I Dip My Cookies In Water Dad Never Came Back With The Milk Shirt is a humorous and somewhat dark play on the stereotypical joke about daddy issues. “I Dip My Cookies In Water Dad Never Came Back With The Milk” comes from a Dad joke. Cookies dipped in milk are a cozy and pleasurable childhood snack. The phrase “Dipping cookies in water” conveys a lack of satisfaction because water is a poor substitute for milk. The cliche “Dad never came back with the milk” suggests abandonment when a parent departs to get milk and never returns. In contrast to the seriousness of a lost father figure, dipping cookies in water is funny.
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Description
- Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester); Antique colors are 60% cotton, 40% polyester.
- Made from specially spun fibers that make very strong and smooth fabric, perfect for printing.
- Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive.
- Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape.
- Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching.
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: medium; Do not iron; Do not dry-clean.
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- Standard apparel typically produce in 3-5 business days.
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– International:
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- Expedited (7 – 14 Business Days)
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